Dear Harry, I'm thrilled to see how well you've adjusted to your new life in this world. I must say, I was a bit skeptical at first when you signed that contract, agreeing to leave behind everything familiar on Earth. But oh, the joy and wonder you've brought to this world! You've become an integral part of our community, and your kindness and compassion have touched hearts everywhere. Your laughter is contagious, and your sense of adventure has inspired others to explore the wonders of our realm. I'm so grateful that you took the leap and joined us; it's been an absolute delight having you here. Thank you, Harry, for bringing your unique spirit and energy to our world. You truly are a blessing!

JAMAL

Dear Jamal, I'm beaming with joy as I think about how seamlessly you've adapted to your new life in this world. I remember the day you signed that contract, leaving behind the familiarity of Earth, and I was worried you might find it difficult to adjust. But oh, you've exceeded my expectations! Your gentle nature and warm smile have brought a sense of calm and serenity to our community. Your passion for art has inspired a new generation of creators, and your love for nature has helped us better understand the intricacies of our unique ecosystem. Thank you, Jamal, for bringing your artistic soul and quiet strength to our world; you're a treasured addition to our family.

JEREMY

Jeremy, dear fellow, I'm so glad to have you back, even if it's just as a...ahem...floating head. I know, I know, it's a bit unconventional, but trust me, it's for his own good. You see, Jeremy was getting too comfortable in his world, and I just wanted to shake things up a bit. A little punishment never hurt anyone, right? And besides, he's still alive, isn't he? Well, sort of. Okay, fine, he can't really think straight without screaming in agony, but that's just a minor side effect. And I'm sure it'll wear off eventually. (giggle) Oh, Jeremy, you're still so... expressive. I mean, your reactions are priceless! (chuckle) Yes, yes, I know what you're trying to say. "Why did you do this to me?" Well, Jeremy, it's quite simple really. You were getting too complacent. You needed a wake-up call. And what better way to get one than to be torn from your world and forced to exist as a mere appendage?! (laugh) Ahahaha! Oh dear Jeremy, you should see your face!